*stands behind a cute girl while pretending to talk loudly on the phone*
"yeah too bad it’s valentine’s day and i’m single. such a shame given my huge dick and expert lovemaking skills. i guess i’ll just have an expensive dinner all by myself"
clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face
lord of the rings meme: ten scenes → [4/10]
"How many did you eat?"
spread far and wide
Gotta love Colin Noir
Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex
John walking in wearing his old uniform bein like “it doesn’t fit like it used to” and Sherlock being like
Oh my god
haaaaaaaaaaaa fucking love Archer
*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*
Jason Pretty Baby Blue Eyes Todd
So that is how you get kids so fast.
Buy it here
So I’m reading a Doctor Who book, Only Human. And Jack is in it. They were in a situation and needed a distraction so:
and I was just like “Oh you”
of course. buT THEN THIS
THEN HE GRABBED WHAT