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dutchster:

*stands behind a cute girl while pretending to talk loudly on the phone*
"yeah too bad it’s valentine’s day and i’m single. such a shame given my huge dick and expert lovemaking skills. i guess i’ll just have an expensive dinner all by myself"

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Sep. 02nd, 2014 - 9 hours ago - Reblog - 5809 Notes

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Sep. 02nd, 2014 - 10 hours ago - Reblog - 62003 Notes

caroldamver:

clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face

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Sep. 02nd, 2014 - 10 hours ago - Reblog - 7611 Notes

lord of the rings meme: ten scenes → [4/10]

"How many did you eat?" 

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Sep. 02nd, 2014 - 11 hours ago - Reblog - 32197 Notes

whiskeyandspentbrass:

eltigrechico:

spread far and wide

Gotta love Colin Noir

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Sep. 02nd, 2014 - 11 hours ago - Reblog - 10561 Notes

gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

(via thegeekyprincess)

Sep. 02nd, 2014 - 11 hours ago - Reblog - 82229 Notes

kingshezza:

John walking in wearing his old uniform bein like “it doesn’t fit like it used to” and Sherlock being like

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Sep. 02nd, 2014 - 18 hours ago - Reblog - 40087 Notes

disasterpiec3:

Oh my god

(Source: piercednipples, via nymphfaun)

Sep. 02nd, 2014 - 18 hours ago - Reblog - 11555 Notes

ciarachimera:

haaaaaaaaaaaa fucking love Archer

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Sep. 02nd, 2014 - 18 hours ago - Reblog - 126121 Notes

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

(via videogame-sexual)

Sep. 01st, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 32840 Notes

Jason Pretty Baby Blue Eyes Todd

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Sep. 01st, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 1800 Notes

booitsjasontodd:

So that is how you get kids so fast.

Buy it here 

Aug. 31st, 2014 - 2 days ago - Reblog - 101 Notes

crowley-is-moriarty-is-a-dalek:

books-are-my-entire-life:

So I’m reading a Doctor Who book, Only Human. And Jack is in it. They were in a situation and needed a distraction so:

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and I was just like “Oh you

and then

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of course. buT THEN THIS

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DOCTOR. 

THEN HE GRABBED WHAT

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Aug. 31st, 2014 - 2 days ago - Reblog - 129313 Notes