There is no tool in this pool.

nosdrinker:

what does sending anon hate accomplish… go outside… pet a dog… ride a bike… Call your dad and apologize for being a disappointment

(via milesupshur)

Apr. 23rd, 2014 - 12 hours ago - Reblog - 222511 Notes

theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

(via bluesigma)

Apr. 23rd, 2014 - 12 hours ago - Reblog - 100213 Notes

triple-a-threat-eren:

laughing @ the idea of annie being like yeah eren im slightly cold give me ur shirt and him being like annie u have a sweatshirt and her being like yeah give me ur fuckin shirt 

and him just shrugging like yep i guess this is my life now shirtless and freezing 

(via falloutboyonboy)

Apr. 23rd, 2014 - 12 hours ago - Reblog - 115 Notes

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

(Source: walkinggtall, via p-jibber)

elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

(via blinkcore)

Apr. 23rd, 2014 - 14 hours ago - Reblog - 104456 Notes

thupercollider:

that’s it. that’s the show.

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via harryandee)

Apr. 23rd, 2014 - 14 hours ago - Reblog - 124930 Notes

notsogrumpydarth:

dccomicsgifs:

Sarcastic Batman

The smirk brings it all together.

(via destinedtobeunworthy)

Apr. 23rd, 2014 - 14 hours ago - Reblog - 12557 Notes

nerd-do-well:

everybodyandtelevision:

matt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names

idk man benedict is gonna have to fight ezekiel for the top

image

(via aurorinthetardis)

Apr. 23rd, 2014 - 14 hours ago - Reblog - 46006 Notes

thegeekcritique:


Marvel’s Agent Carter coming THIS Winter? Apparently so!


Just because Agents of SHIELD isn’t exactly what Marvel had hoped for doesn’t mean they’re done with TV series. In fact, it appears their upcoming focus will be in episode format, as they have already announced FIVE Netflix TV series based on Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, and The Defenders, along with Agent Carter coming to ABC.

New reports from Deadline suggest that the series will skip the entire pilot phase of creating the show, and go directly into major production, supposedly planned to hit ABC after Agents of SHIELD’s Season 2, in which it would air at the same weekly time as the Marvel show after the season’s hiatus.

However, after the events of Captain America: The Winter Soldier, a show about SHIELD during it’s early days along with the fall of SHIELD appears to hint at the show’s conclusion after its first season. Could the show really be cancelled? Surely not, but with Marvel, anything is possible.

The series originated from a marvel One-Shot included on Marvel DVD release. Since then, the idea for a TV show and a script have been developed, and the show seems to be coming to fruition with the recent reports of it’s speedy progress.

[Source]

(Source: taco-bell-rey, via srslywhocares)

Apr. 23rd, 2014 - 15 hours ago - Reblog - 63454 Notes

amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

(via blinkcore)